Reason 14 – they can be really charming!
Posted by Beentheredonethat on December 12, 2008
Reason 14 was a friend of a friend and was well and truly a ladies man. He was suave, sophisticated and extremely good-looking and every time I saw him he had a new piece on his arm, usually of the blonde, voluptuous, plastic variety, but hey, who was jealous? It was only when I made some enquiries to our mutual friend about Reason 14 that I was warned to stay well clear. I was given a few examples of his extremely bad behaviour:
Apparently, after a new secretary has started at the law firm at which Reason 14 worked, he made a bet with a colleague that he would get her into bed within the month. The colleague shook on this, saying that he would attempt this also, and so, the poor girl was pursued. Both men, in their early thirties, began with casual chats and knowing smiles, followed by invitations to lunches or coffees. Evidently, the girl seemed to be quite taken with both men and they both mutually decided to up the ante, by asking her out for drinks with both of them one Friday night. The girl agreed as long as she could bring a friend along. Both men figured that this made a fair, even number and secretly, both realised that perhaps the loser of the bet might have his loss lessened if the friend was anywhere near as attractive as this young secretary.
The Friday night arrived and Reason 14, his friend and the secretary all made their way to a nearby bar where they were meeting the other girl, and when they arrived, both men were pleasantly surprised. The newcomer to the group was not only attractive, but she was blonde, voluptuous and well… plastic. It only took one beer for Reason 14 to take his friend aside and instruct him to “go for gold” with the secretary, as he was more than happy to take second prize if it meant that second prize was the airhead with the great breasts. The deal was done.
As the evening progressed, it appears that Reason 14 stopped drinking, citing that he had to drive home, but proceeded to assist the two girls in getting rather inebriated on champagne. No surprises that by the end of the night, the friend was eating out of his hand, giggling and flirting as she did so. Reason 14 made his move and offered her a lift home. It was accepted and they were on their way. [Incidentally, for the curious, the secretary and the colleague went home separately, so neither party won the bet.]
On the way home, Reason 14 stopped at a park and turned off his car’s engine. One thing led to another, and he and the girl ended up having sex in the front seat of the car. Romance was not Reason 14’s strong point. She was drunk and apparently “up for it” and he was sober and determined to get some – it seemed the perfect arrangement. After the act though, the girl decided that she needed to get herself cleaned up, so asked for a few minutes outside of the car to be able to straighten herself out. Reason 14 said “Sure”, rested back in his car seat, and she got out of the car. Seconds after the car door closed behind her however, Reason 14 had the engine started and drove away, not before tossing her hand-bag out of the passenger side window and leaving the poor girl stranded at some ungodly hour of the night.
What a charmer!
